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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.

this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.

He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.

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mlikemarcel:

Scarlett Johansson, by Paolo Reversi for Vogue

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Zodiac at Their Worst

maryjblige:

mermaidastrology:

Aries - Bossy ass bitches

Taurus - Boring couch potato

Gemini - Lying gossip

Cancer - Whiny troublemaker

Leo - Self obsessed asshole

Virgo - Hypocritical bitch

Libra - Two faced manipulator

Scorpio - Raging psychopath

Sagittarius - Self-righteous asshole

Capricorn - Social climbing backstabber

Aquarius - Unemotional God complex

Pisces - Manipulative drug addict 

'Two faced manipulator'

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beremylovechild:

When Nicki Minaj came out with Anaconda the media was like

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But now that J.lo & Iggy  have came out with the equally explicit “Booty “they’re like

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